He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
whose parrot is this?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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