Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
