Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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