I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
babies were throwing up all over the place
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
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i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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