i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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