Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
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IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
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My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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