why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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