? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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