i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
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best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
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If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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