Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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