He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
