yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
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Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.