Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
No idea. I blame fireball.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds