So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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