I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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