The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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