why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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