Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He did a backflip because drugs
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