Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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