A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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