i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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