Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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