My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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