whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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