Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
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Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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