The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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