Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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