Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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