i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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