theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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