No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
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You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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