if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
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The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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