I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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