how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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