i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Randomize
