so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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