real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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