can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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