bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Help me help you realize you are a moron
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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