i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
