i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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