The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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