I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
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