He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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