The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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