I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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