You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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