you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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