whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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