you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Say something about gay babies.
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Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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