We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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