just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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