what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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