literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
