hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
