bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
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He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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