Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
be right there i have to get my cape
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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